misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

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arcaneins:

Friend: calm your tits

Me: no
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dominospizzadelivery:

dominospizzadelivery:

wtf the videos won’t play on tumblr mobile anymore wtf

turns out I’m really high and those are pictures

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